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Jumping on the bed

Postby Maxie » 16 May 05, 8:01 am

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied

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Postby Drew » 16 May 05, 10:08 pm

breasts of an 18 year old ..... hmmmm
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Postby Sting » 17 May 05, 3:03 pm

I've seen some nice 56 year old ass too.Image
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Postby Maxie » 17 May 05, 3:27 pm

yea...Image
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Postby Sting » 17 May 05, 5:51 pm

Now that looks like a fun skirt. :twisted:
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Postby Maxie » 17 May 05, 6:11 pm

do go there Image
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Postby Sting » 17 May 05, 6:28 pm

Let me know if you change your mind. ;)
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Postby Maxie » 17 May 05, 6:48 pm

hummmmmmmmImage
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Postby Sting » 18 May 05, 10:52 am

Sting wrote:Now that looks like a fun skirt. :twisted:


Q has a couple of fun skirts...... Can't wait untill summer. :drool: :mrgreen:
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