It's just dawned on me!!

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It's just dawned on me!!

Postby Don't Blink » 01 Jan 12, 9:09 pm

It's just dawned on me!!





My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick.........



I think my dog is a member of Congress!
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Re: It's just dawned on me!!

Postby johno » 02 Jan 12, 9:12 am

:lol: :lmao:
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Re: It's just dawned on me!!

Postby Jack Flash » 02 Jan 12, 11:54 am

Time to call your dog home
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Re: It's just dawned on me!!

Postby cerina » 04 Jan 12, 6:47 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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