he lied

[Don't Blink]

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the   Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful
sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy    girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

"I lied about my age", Bob replies. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

[telboy]

But what if you are really 90

[mugley]

Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old brunette.

She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word.

His usual playing partners and fellow members of the club are baffled and shocked.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Thomas, how did you get the amazing trophy girlfriend?"

To which he replies, "Girlfriend? Hell, she's not my girlfriend, she's my wife!"

Disbelieving Thomas, they ask, "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"

"I lied about my age", he replies.

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Thomas smiles and says, "Nope, I told her I was 90."

[Walking]

thats one way to do it!

[cerina]