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Life choices

Postby Khaizerex » 02 Mar 05, 6:21 pm

An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that in order to prolong his life, they should cut out sex.

He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation.

One night, after several weeks of this, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming to die."

She laughed and replied, "I was just coming down to kill you!"
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Postby Blondie » 02 Mar 05, 9:48 pm

Thats sweet :D
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Postby Dr Dementia » 03 Mar 05, 11:22 am

Oh to be 90 and be killed by an 18 year old nympho :lol:
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Postby Mikkel » 30 Mar 05, 1:23 pm

Where is my young bride :hug:


Whoops gotta go here comes my old bride :run:
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