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The little fire truck

Postby Maxie » 06 Sep 05, 8:27 am

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck", the firefighter says with admiration.

"Thanks", the girl says.

The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles.

"Little Girl", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Postby Sting » 06 Sep 05, 10:48 am

You have to give credit to the youth of today, they are always thinking. :idea:
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Postby sea-horse » 06 Sep 05, 11:46 am

:lol: :lol: clever lil one eh
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cute firefighter

Postby mr wiseguy » 31 Dec 08, 9:09 am

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a
garden hose tightly coiled In the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter says with admiration.
'Thank you,' the little girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices
the Girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and tothe cat's Testicles.
'Little Partner,' the firefighter says,
'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, butif you were to tie that rope around The cat's collar
too, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replies thoughtfully,'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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Re: cute firefighter

Postby mugley » 31 Dec 08, 9:11 am

man I love that one :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: cute firefighter

Postby cerina » 31 Dec 08, 5:16 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Little Fire Fighter

Postby Dennisq » 10 Mar 10, 12:08 am

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

The fire fighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Re: Little Fire Fighter

Postby cerina » 10 Mar 10, 12:19 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Little Fire Fighter

Postby admin » 10 Mar 10, 1:28 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Little Fire Fighter

Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Mar 10, 2:30 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Little Fire Fighter

Postby mugley » 10 Mar 10, 7:54 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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