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Lonely frog

Postby Dennisq » 04 Mar 10, 10:10 am

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!

"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
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Re: Lonely frog

Postby mugley » 04 Mar 10, 10:10 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

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Re: Lonely frog

Postby cerina » 04 Mar 10, 12:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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