A man ' s point of view

[Dixie]

Enjoy

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.

Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A. It's Braille for "suck here".

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.

Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

and finally...

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your
house and car with them...

[tiger~lilly]

I was going way way back in the posts, catching up on things I didn't read when I first came to this forum and found this!! I'm surprised no one replied to this! It's a good one!!

[argylesox]

I'll reply.... The name of this subforum is Jokes, not Truth

[tiger~lilly]

Then maybe there should be a Truth subforum for things like this!!

[Blondie]

pay no attention - he's been grouchy for the last week or so

It is funny

[argylesox]

KMA Blondie.... by the way, thanks for allowing me to live (unless you haven't found my post)

[Blondie]

The poison is slow - enjoy

[argylesox]

whatever.... could you speed it up for me?