Married.

[SickCert]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma''am, I''m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I''m awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let''s pretend that we''re married."

"Wow! That''s a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f****** blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[Maxie]

That is a very good one

[Drew]

I just want to date forever