MEN ARE LIKE............ (some repeats)

[Dixie]

Men are like.... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like....Bananas............The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Vacations..........They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Weather............Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like.....Blenders...........You need one, but you're not sure why.

Men are like...Chocolate Bars.......Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like.....Coffee.............The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

Men are like....Mascara............ They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Popcorn............They satisfy you, but only for a little while.