Million $$ questions...

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Million $$ questions...

Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Feb 10, 4:43 pm

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is
Restricted!


Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...


New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position
with different women.

Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll
have to do it again...


Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.


Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when
you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!


Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!


My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in
Paradise.
Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems
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Re: Million $$ questions...

Postby mugley » 10 Feb 10, 4:49 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: some good ones there :clap:
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

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Re: Million $$ questions...

Postby cerina » 12 Feb 10, 1:42 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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