Mugley went into the doctor's office

[Jack Flash]

Mugley went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.
So Mugley told the Doc that his suit must have shrunk over the last year, because it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.
The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Mugley.
"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."

[mugley]

yep

[johno]

[cerina]