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Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby mugley » 06 Feb 12, 4:18 am

Napper meets up with a friend on the street, and the friend can tell Napper is really pissed off. He asks him what the matter is. Napper replies, “The people at Victoria’s Secret are SO rude. There I am in their store and I’m trying to buy some panties for my lady, and I’m picking some out… and the manager asks me to leave!! All I was trying to do was decide which ones I liked. So – I took the panties out of my mouth and took my business elsewhere.”
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Re: Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby cerina » 07 Feb 12, 6:09 pm

:lmao: :lmao:


By the way ... in the UK, 'really pissed' means excessively drunk. :lmao:
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Re: Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby mugley » 07 Feb 12, 6:10 pm

well it still applies then right? :lmao: or should I have said he was really buggered? :lmao: :run: :run: :run:
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Re: Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby cerina » 07 Feb 12, 6:45 pm

:laughingup: :lmao: :lmao: "Pissed off" would be the way I would put it. :mrgreen:
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Re: Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby mugley » 07 Feb 12, 7:11 pm

ok, how's that?
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Re: Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby cerina » 07 Feb 12, 7:55 pm

oooh, a touch of sarcasm. I love it. :lmao:
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Re: Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby mugley » 07 Feb 12, 8:00 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
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Postby cerina » 07 Feb 12, 8:11 pm

:hug: :love: :hug:
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Re: Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby Napper » 07 Feb 12, 8:38 pm

I had every right to be pised off! :assbeat:





(They had a funny taste too..... :eek: )
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Re: Napper buying a valetines gift

Postby mugley » 07 Feb 12, 9:01 pm

Napper wrote:




(They had a funny taste too..... :eek: )

that's because they was new and hadn't been worn yet :lmao:
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