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Obsession

Postby Dennisq » 07 Mar 10, 10:43 am

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the

first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is with alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Debbi, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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Re: Obsession

Postby cerina » 07 Mar 10, 10:50 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Obsession

Postby mugley » 07 Mar 10, 6:50 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Obsession

Postby mid_nite_poet » 08 Mar 10, 6:12 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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