One day Confucious say...

[sea-horse]

Confucious say...

...woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam.

...man with penis in peanut butter, f*cking nuts.

...man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off.

...boy who lay girl on hill, not on level.

...man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!

...he who smoke pot, choke on handle.

...woman who wear g-string, high on crack!

...he who stand on toilet, high on pot!

...boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!

...girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss!

...man with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs!

...man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!

...he who masturbate, screw only himself!

...he who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok!

...dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!

[johno]

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basementt.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ......

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

[Lonestar]

"Man who stick foot in mouth, enjoy sole food."

[mugley]

man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor