One drink limit

[Riding the Train]

When asked by their host if she would like another drink,
the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said,
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."

"Why is that," the host asked?

Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it;
after two drinks ...anyone can!"

[Dixie]

wow - Blondie is going to be mad at you when she sees all these

[Maxie]

Better hide yourself