Pain Transfer

[tiger~lilly]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch

[telboy]

Never trust the milkman, mailman or any other "m" man ... or any man at all.

They just CAN"T BE TRUSTED .... pssst ... spread the word

[Dixie]

around here they' re just about all women

[tiger~lilly]

~Same here~

[Dixie]

It used to be that the Mailman would walk up to your house. In the summer they wore shorts. Now the Mailwoman stuffs the boxes from her vehicle and if you have a package she leaves a card for you to go to the post office to pick it up. She never gets out of her car

[Maxie]

i was wondering what happen to my nice mailman ...Now i know ...

[Dixie]

I remember as a teen the mailman had sexy legs, the rest of him was so so

[Big Momma]

There was a time when the mailman knew everyone on his route on a first name basis and would even let us know if the elderly neighbors did not answer their door

[Sting]

around here they' re just about all women

Come on girls you wouldn't hang around if us guys flirted with each other.


You are right Big Momma people were more considerate back then.

Sorry to hear about your mailman Maxie.

You are right telboy trust no one. Live in fear.

[Maxie]

oh that is ok we have a new one now ..i gave a look at his bag...of letter ...seem he will need cold water this summer

[Sting]

Lemonade will work too!

[Maxie]

it is the second step..don't rush thing...

[Sting]

Wow! You do have a system going for you.

[Maxie]

yea because everybody is different you need time to study them...after you take action

[Sting]

So.... How are your studies going?

[Maxie]

i am a fast learner...in few days he won't be so shy

[Sting]

If you play your cards right you might be able to get free stamps.

[Maxie]

and even been able to have him lick...the stamps

[Sting]

Why am I not a bit surprised.

[argylesox]

I carried mail from '79 to '84. amazing some of the things you see and offers you get . used to love delivering in large apartment complexes during the summer

[Sting]

Have you ever delivered mail in Canada?