private parts

[cerina]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead

[mid_nite_poet]

[Melekkalbi]

She must have been so embarresed!

[MickeyMouse]

[Khaizerex]

Hmm...

[mr wiseguy]

True Story - Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.
The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.

Unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts,his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back in place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The RAC mechanic, however had to have 3 stitches in his forehead.

[cerina]

[mr wiseguy]

and ive still got the penis sorry scar to prove it

[Angela]

[mid_nite_poet]

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes
this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to
have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the
hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[cerina]

[mr wiseguy]

[Moose]

That is FREAKIN hillarious!!!

[Sting]

I bet that was a shock.

[Spirit of Desire]

[johno]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple
who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
On regaining her feet, she looked cross the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

[mugley]

[mid_nite_poet]

[cerina]

[freshly]

lmao