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Postby johno » 28 Dec 11, 4:29 am

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.

The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had
decided to call it a day.

Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringers job,the bishop was incredulous.

'You have no arms!' 'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe!' and he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.

The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.

But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.

The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church steps, when he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moment before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man ?' 'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied. 'but... His face rings a bell.'

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the position of bell ringer at Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless man who fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty.'

The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the brother of the armless man stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and
died on the spot.

Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. 'What has happened? Who is this man?' the first monk asked breathlessly.

'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but He's a dead ringer for his dead armless brother.'
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Re: quasimodo.

Postby Mozzie » 28 Dec 11, 8:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: quasimodo.

Postby mugley » 28 Dec 11, 10:48 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.

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Re: quasimodo.

Postby cerina » 29 Dec 11, 5:09 pm

:lol: :lol:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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