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Postby argylesox » 29 Apr 05, 12:03 pm

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a bitch called back."
"I need a lover who won't drive my crazy...
Some girl to thrill me and then go away..."
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Postby Dr Dementia » 29 Apr 05, 12:24 pm

What happened to my post?
Hold on while I think of something stupendous to say
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Postby Blondie » 29 Apr 05, 12:28 pm

I thought I - Oh well

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Postby wewe008 » 03 May 05, 3:47 am

That made me laugh :lol:
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Postby argylesox » 03 May 05, 3:50 am

See Blondie......wewe thought it was funny :razz:
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Some girl to thrill me and then go away..."
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