Robot secretary

[Maxie]

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious
techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is
beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a
robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how
she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation.
If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have
sex, too!"

"Holy cow! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even
borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there
with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming
"Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!
Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "sh*t! I forgot to tell him her ass is a
pencil sharpener!"