Sausage Joke

[thetap]

Here's a clean one I like to share with new cell-mates:


Two sausages were in a fry pan, sizzling away.

One says to the other: "Quick, we've got to get out of here - we're starting to cook!"

The other screamed: "ARRRRGGGHHH! A talking sausage!"

[Blondie]

ARRRRGGGHHH! .. that sounds like pirate talk to me

[thetap]

ARRRRGGGHHH! .. that sounds like pirate talk to me

Make sure you're using the correct inflection; it's a projected, frontal 'ARRGGHH', not a deep-throated 'ARRGGHH',

See? ARRGGHH, not ARRGGHH.