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My sex life is a lot like...

Postby Don't Blink » 12 Jan 12, 1:31 am

My sex life is a lot like my Lamborghini Murcielago.










I don’t have a Lamborghini Murcielago. :(
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Re: My sex life is a lot like...

Postby Starfire » 13 Jan 12, 12:55 am

:lmao: :lmao:

Just as a personal preference, why not post some of your ideas together in one thread? It would make my life easier and I'd reply more as well.
Quite a few colors in my life. I wonder which ones I should focus on.
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Re: My sex life is a lot like...

Postby johno » 13 Jan 12, 2:12 pm

:rotflmao: :laughingup:
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Re: My sex life is a lot like...

Postby mugley » 13 Jan 12, 5:03 pm

mine is more like Harvey the rabbit, :( :( :(
My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.

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Re: My sex life is a lot like...

Postby cerina » 14 Jan 12, 3:36 pm

mugley wrote:mine is more like Harvey the rabbit, :( :( :(


Mine is a ra ... okay, never mind. :shhh:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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