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Postby Riding the Train » 08 May 05, 1:39 pm

This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is amazing SEX math!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It only takes about a minute.......
Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun (& it's about sex).

First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex .........
(try for more than once but less than 10)

Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

Add 5. (for Friday Night)

Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid)

I'll wait while you get the calculator................

If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753....

If you haven't, add 1752 ..........

Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
(if you remember)

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).
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The next two numbers are your age.

:D
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Postby argylesox » 09 May 05, 12:05 pm

answer was wrong, first number was okay, but age was off by 2

6 x 2 = 12 + 5 = 17 x 50 = 850 + 1753 = 2603 - 1958 = 645 fine, except I'm 47
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Postby Maxie » 09 May 05, 12:16 pm

same here 52 instead of 54 ..Image
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Postby 420onthedot » 09 May 05, 12:19 pm

It was off by two for me too
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Postby argylesox » 09 May 05, 12:32 pm

maybe the equation is right and we just don't know how old we are :lol:
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Postby Sting » 09 May 05, 1:04 pm

Oh boy! I'm younger that I thought. :)
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