Short humor

[Dixie]

Two ugly virgin dwarfs win the lottery, and get a couple of prostitutes for the night. Off they troop back to the hotel, and into seperate rooms.

One of them cant get an erection no matter what the whore does; blowjob, arse tickling, the lot: and all he can hear from next door is "1-2-3 Wahey!" This really pisses him off and eventually he just gives up and decides to wait for his mate.

About five minutes later his mate comes out, and he says to the first dwarf "Whats up with you?" He replies that no matter what happened he couldn't get a stalk on, and all he could hear from his mates room was "1-2-3 wahey!".

His mate turns to him and says "I dont know why you are complaining, I couldn't even get on the bed!"

Paul Evans