Do something nice for Dad

[Dixie]

Unable to attend his father's funeral, a son who lived far away called his brother who lived near his father.

"Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."

The next month, he got bill for $200.00, which he paid. But the next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, assuming it was some incidental expense.

But when the third month yet another bill for $200.00 arrived, he finally called his brother to see what was going on.

"Well," said the brother, "you said 'do something nice for Dad.' So I did…I rented him a tuxedo!"