Spread the Ashes

[Dixie]

Three gay men's lovers just died and each had their lover cremated. They discussed afterwards what they were going to do with the ashes.

The 1st man says, "My boyfriend was a great fisherman so I'm going to take his ashes out to the lake and scatter them there."

The 2nd man replies, "Well, my boyfriend loved to skydive so I'm going to scatter his remains out of a plane."

The third man retorts, "My man was such an excellent lover I'm going to put his ashes in a pot of chili so he can tear my ass up just one more time."