At Starbucks…

[Don't Blink]

I was in Starbucks this morning and suddenly felt bloated and realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better as the bloated feeling diminished. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

Suddenly I realized I was listening to my iPod.

[cerina]

[johno]

[iiaaam]

excellent