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Taste of Oz

Postby telboy » 18 Apr 05, 4:25 am

Walking through the bush Gary and Griff came across a dingo licking its privates.

After watching for a few minutes Griff said to Gary, "Just between you and me, I've wanted to do that all my life."

A bemused Gary looked at him and said, "Go ahead mate, but I'd pat him first. He looks pretty vicious to me."
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Postby THE_SiXth » 18 Apr 05, 5:00 am

:lol: good call....... :razz:
I can only please one person a day...Today is not your day...Tomorrow doesnt look good either...
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Postby Blondie » 18 Apr 05, 11:17 am

:lmao:

reminds me of another joke:

Oh never mind - but I did read telboys list of things to do to annoy people
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Postby argylesox » 18 Apr 05, 11:23 am

Hi Blondie... was gone a few days... did you miss me?
"I need a lover who won't drive my crazy...
Some girl to thrill me and then go away..."
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Postby Blondie » 18 Apr 05, 11:40 am

I haven't been here since last thur or fri - I'm still trying to wade through the 166 new topics or I guess thats new topics + posts to existing topics. Some new people too - some of which are blonde also, so you better behave
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Postby Blondie » 18 Apr 05, 11:52 am

So where did you go?
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Postby argylesox » 18 Apr 05, 11:55 am

you really don't want to know...
"I need a lover who won't drive my crazy...
Some girl to thrill me and then go away..."
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Postby Khaizerex » 18 Apr 05, 11:56 am

Argylesox: That's like putting up a sign asking everyone to ask you back where you've been and demanding until you give in.

So, that being said, where have you been?
I live in your head, I can be found in your dreams. Rest peacefully, I will guard over you.
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Postby Blondie » 18 Apr 05, 12:00 pm

Probably attended a sensitivity workshop
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Postby argylesox » 18 Apr 05, 12:01 pm

a suitcase, a cheap (very cheap) hotel room, and about a thousand text messages on the cell phone, and missing my three sons
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Postby argylesox » 18 Apr 05, 12:02 pm

and that's the end of the discussion...
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Postby telboy » 19 Apr 05, 4:45 am

Arso is a man with secrets - how intriguing :o
my three sons
Had a flashback to Fred McMurray with that comment.
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