in texas

[Quercus]

There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.  They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said.  
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday".

[mid_nite_poet]

hmmm ...we know who he visited, don't we..

[cerina]

Maybe he just wanted to check that what the ladies said was true  

[Sting]

Sounds like a friendly church.

[Dirtzinert]

hallelujah !

[Don't Blink]

Calls for a laying on of hands

[Sting]

Well put, DB.

[Michelicious]

There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green Persimmons, "because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while."

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday."

[cerina]

[mid_nite_poet]

[Michelicious]

I perthonally love the lithp!

[Michelicious]

Calls for a laying on of hands

and a tongue lickin' to be sure!

[hanga7e]

[mugley]

[johno]

A small church had a very big-busted organist, and her tits were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be
done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. The organist agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....

Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.

[mid_nite_poet]

Good one..

[cerina]

Are persimmons actually good for anything?

[johno]

There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green Persimmons, though, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while'.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said...

'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday.'

[mugley]

sounds like some one who lives in Thuththex by the Thea

[cerina]

Do persimmons shrink the memory?