that s life

[johno]

If you think lifes bad how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once, You only get smashed once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard 2 minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 5 other guys and after 3 minutes
in a hot tub you get your head smashed in.
Then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers. But the
worst of all the only chick that sat on your face was your mother so cheer up
Happy New Year

[Jack Flash]

It could be worse. Over here you would have to share a box with 11 other guys

[cerina]