The Age of Technology

[Maxie]

Three woman - a redhead, a brunette and a blonde were sitting in a jacuzzi.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The redhead pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.

"That was my pager" said the redhead. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The brunette lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand".

The blonde felt decidedly low tech - not to be outdone she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the jacuzzi and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The blonde finally said, "Lord thunderin', will you look at that.....I'm getting a FAX!"

[tiger~lilly]

Nice one!~

[Drew]

Blondie alert

[wewe008]

must be a strong wife

[thetap]

I wonder how she replaces the ink cartridges?

[Maxie]

Do you really want to know that ??

[argylesox]

even with a new ink cartridge I'll bet she has shitty resolution.

[tiger~lilly]

I wonder how she replaces the ink cartridges?

She re-fills them with white stuff!!

[Sting]

I do have some extra white stuff around here some place if you want some.

[Maxie]

I do have some extra white stuff around here some place if you want some.

Always ready to give a hand

[Sting]

You are so eager to please. I like that.

[Maxie]

French are like that

[Sting]

I know.

[runtherisc]

if her fax broke down, I'd give it a servicing