the answers we have all been waiting for

[mid_nite_poet]

The 5 answers we have all been waiting for

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under".

Q: WHAT YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: B/c when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: B/c they don't have any balls to scratch.

[cerina]

You are so good, MNP.

[mid_nite_poet]

But I don't want to be good

[cerina]

Oh don't worry, I don't mean good, I mean you're good.

[mid_nite_poet]

Ahhhhhhhh me like

[Maxie]

Q: WHAT YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Hey now i know why there are none in your place ..by the way ..nice set of tires you got there

[mid_nite_poet]

Q: WHAT YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Hey now i know why there are none in your place ..by the way ..nice set of tires you got there

I didn't think anyone would notice Maxie

[Khaizerex]

These are great, MNP! Though there's a slight problem with one...

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: B/c when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

They actually alter names between male and female--They are named as tropical storms, the stage before hurricanes. They are names in English, French, or Spanish, going male, female, male, female... etc. in one year, and then female, male, female, male, etc. in the next.

[wabbit]

What about:  Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway????  


lol

[johno]

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated as the world's best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?

'Not yet,' she replied.