The Biker Thinks Again

by **telboy** » 25 Apr 05, 3:55 am

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

by **Drew** » 26 Apr 05, 9:17 pm

I think Riding the Train is a lesbian

by **Sting** » 26 Apr 05, 9:18 pm

Aren't we all.

by **Riding the Train** » 26 Apr 05, 9:21 pm

Trapped in a mans body

What can I say girls - you just have to love me for who I am - the sweet sensitive caring type

by **telboy** » 27 Apr 05, 5:14 am

the sweet sensitive caring type

I wanna b u RTT ... just 4 a day

by **argylesox** » 27 Apr 05, 9:30 am

I've always said that I want to be reincarnated as a lesbian.... want to have sex with women AND be able to hit from the red tees.

by **telboy** » 28 Apr 05, 3:25 am

tooooo much information

by **THE_SiXth** » 28 Apr 05, 3:39 am

Backs away slowly*

by **wewe008** » 03 May 05, 4:02 am

funny biker

by **Dixie** » 03 May 05, 1:03 pm

Really really really really really bad news for you guys - most lesbians do not look like Angelina Jolie

by **argylesox** » 03 May 05, 4:39 pm

no, a lot of them look like longshoremen, truckers or softball players

by **Big Momma** » 03 May 05, 4:41 pm

Congratulations on getting your degree

by **argylesox** » 03 May 05, 4:42 pm

almost.... still waiting for my academic advisor to say "We just discovered that you are missing a required credit in _______________"

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