The Drunk!

[SickCert]

Two buddies, Jon and John, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly John throws up all over himself.

"Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me!"

Jon says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually John stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a hard time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself!

My God, you're disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, John says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cuplarrrinks.

But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor.

He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!" His wife looks in the breast pocket and says!, "But this is forty bucks." Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."

[Country Boy]

Ha

[Big Momma]

It'd take more than fourty dollars

[Sting]

I don't think I''ll party with anyone named John for a while.

[telboy]

Yetch

[Maxie]

i don't see the problem you just wash them

[SickCert]

I love it , the spin-smiley!

[tiger~lilly]

i don't see the problem you just wash them

actually, I think I would throw the clothes away! If he kept doing it and started to run out of clothes, Maybe he wouldn't do it anymore!

[Dave]

Hmmm