the gynaencologist s assistants job..

[mid_nite_poet]

Gynecologist's Assistant Opening

A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card
advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn
more. "Can you give me some more details about this?"he asks the man behind
the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies, "Oh yes here it is.
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're
going to have to go to Wichita, Kansas. That's about 120 miles from here.'

"Oh? Why's that? Is that where the job's at?"

"No sir, that's where the end of the line is!!"

[cerina]

I heard that joke yesterday, but it was Aberdeen (Scotland) and Plymouth (England).

[Jack Flash]

you were at the end of the line wern't you - I know cause you were behind me

[ScornedVixen]

A man sees an job advert in the local Lilverpool newspaper, requiring a waxer to work for them. The job entitles cleansing a pussy, talc it, spread hot wax over it, smooth a strip of material on, yank it out, and then massage some oils into it.

The man goes to his local Job Centre plus and asks for the job, the person dealing with it tells him to go to Plymouth. "oh, is that where the job is situated?" he asks. The person dealing with this says "no, it is where the end of the queue for this job is".

[mugley]

A man sees an job advert in the local Lilverpool newspaper, requiring a waxer to work for them. The job entitles cleansing a pussy, talc it, spread hot wax over it, smooth a strip of material on, yank it out, and then massage some oils into it.

The man goes to his local Job Centre plus and asks for the job, the person dealing with it tells him to go to Plymouth. "oh, is that where the job is situated?" he asks. The person dealing with this says "no, it is where the end of the queue for this job is".

and I am #33882 in line!!

[~PC~]

The line might be shorter if part of the job description included self pubic waxing.

[mid_nite_poet]

PC..isn't it past your bedtime

[~PC~]

Oooh, crikey! Yep. Bed time! Nite!

[Shrek]

A man went to a Harley Street surgery in London, having seen a job ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Naturally interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave them, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist’s examination. The annual salary is £65,000, and if you’re interested you'll have to go to Manchester".

"Is that where the job is?" asked the man.

"No, that’s where the end of the queue of applicants is." she answered.

[mid_nite_poet]

[tsr]

[johno]

[johno]

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Aberdeen and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, 'Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist.

You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.

Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Inverness.'
'Oh why, is that where the job's based?'
'No - that's where the end of the queue is'