The Pope and the seven Dwarfs

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The Pope and the seven Dwarfs

Postby Dixie » 25 Apr 05, 12:07 pm

The seven dwarfs go on vacation to Italy, and the Pope wants to eat dinner with them since they're so famous.

They eat a good dinner, and the dwarfes are about to leave, when Dopey tells them to wait up.

He goes up to the Pope and asks, "Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Italy?"

The Pope replies, "No, sorry."

Dopey asks, "Are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope replies, "No, sorry."

Then Dopey asks, "Are there any dwarf nuns in all of the world?"

The Pope replies, "No, sorry."

The other six dwarfs are laughing behind him, and one yells, "HAHA! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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Postby tiger~lilly » 25 Apr 05, 10:44 pm

:lol: good one! :lol:
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Postby Don't Blink » 25 Apr 05, 11:50 pm

Jokes I've never heard :clap:
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Postby telboy » 26 Apr 05, 5:35 am

:lol:
OK that was good
If its not on, include me out !!!
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Postby argylesox » 27 Apr 05, 10:10 am

right..... everybody knows that Dopey doesn't speak

think it was the eighth dwarf........... Sleazy
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Some girl to thrill me and then go away..."
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