THE POWER OF THE BADGE-rerun

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THE POWER OF THE BADGE-rerun

Postby tsr » 10 Mar 10, 2:50 pm

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.


The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.......



With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....



" Your badge. Show him your BADGE !
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Re: THE POWER OF THE BADGE-rerun

Postby mid_nite_poet » 10 Mar 10, 4:03 pm

:lmao: :lmao: Good one
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Re: THE POWER OF THE BADGE-rerun

Postby Dennisq » 10 Mar 10, 4:37 pm

:lol: :laughingup: :lmao:
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Re: THE POWER OF THE BADGE-rerun

Postby cerina » 10 Mar 10, 5:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE POWER OF THE BADGE-rerun

Postby mugley » 11 Mar 10, 9:17 am

:lmao: :lmao:
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The Arrogance of authority

Postby mintlnx » 23 Dec 10, 11:27 pm

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologises, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the

fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....


" Your badge! Show him your BADGE !"
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Re: THE POWER OF THE BADGE-rerun

Postby mid_nite_poet » 24 Dec 10, 3:00 am

That will teach him... :lmao:
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