The Progression of Sex

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The Progression of Sex

Postby Dixie » 25 Apr 05, 9:49 am

First there's house sex, where a couple has sex all over the house

Then comes bedroom sex, when sex it limited to the bedroom

Lastly is Hallway sex, where a couple pass each other in the hallway saying "Fuck you!"
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Postby Drew » 26 Apr 05, 10:47 pm

I hope sex never progresses
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Postby telboy » 27 Apr 05, 5:30 am

Godammit ... I think I bypassed the first one ...

... hope I bypass the last one as well :D
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Postby argylesox » 27 Apr 05, 9:27 am

DIxie, when did you put the hidden camera in my hallway?
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Postby Dixie » 27 Apr 05, 10:40 am

I could have guessed that one from here
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Postby Sting » 27 Apr 05, 10:49 am

argylesox wrote:DIxie, when did you put the hidden camera in my hallway?


Maybe you have a peeping Dixie at your house.
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Postby argylesox » 27 Apr 05, 10:53 am

i should be so lucky....
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Postby Dixie » 27 Apr 05, 4:42 pm

Dixie likes tranquil surroundings thank you very much
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Postby argylesox » 27 Apr 05, 5:08 pm

that's exactly what I have now... tranquil surroundings... come on over Dixie
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Postby Sting » 27 Apr 05, 8:50 pm

Dixie, I just wanted to let you know that argylesox is not only a scholar, but also a fine hard working man. A fine catch indeed.
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Postby telboy » 28 Apr 05, 3:24 am

yo Dixie ... get over there and sweep him off his feet.... :D
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Postby THE_SiXth » 28 Apr 05, 3:40 am

hehehe hallway sex......hmmm i think i may have had that :eek:
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Postby telboy » 28 Apr 05, 5:44 am

Don't waste a minute on hallway sex - theres plenty of the good stuff out there ---- somewhere :D
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Postby Dixie » 28 Apr 05, 11:19 am

telboy wrote:yo Dixie ... get over there and sweep him off his feet.... :D


True he is a nice guy but he has raised a family - I am yet to start

Before you start up with that guys don't need a relationship stuff - Women Do or at least I Do :)
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Postby argylesox » 28 Apr 05, 12:02 pm

hey, guys need 'em too.
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Postby telboy » 29 Apr 05, 5:02 am

at least I Do
Rubbish - you are perfect.
Arso, regretably, you are not. :D

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