The Story of Bob

[tsr]

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,

and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she

takes him to a localstrip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and

brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she

know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,

starts torub herself all over him and says,

'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her..

Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him

for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4

letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

BOB's funeral will be on Friday

[mid_nite_poet]

[mugley]

[johno]

[cerina]

[Moose]

BOB





Bob worked hard at the office but spent two nights each week bowling, and he played golf every Saturday.


His wife thought he was pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she took him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greeted them , 'Hey, Bob ! How ya doin?'

His wife was puzzled and asked if he had been to this club before.

'Oh no,' said Bob . 'He's in my bowling league.

When they were seated, a waitress asked Bob if he'd like his usual and brought over a Budweiser.

His wife was becoming increasingly uncomfortable and said, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then came over to their table and threw her arms around Bob , rubbing herself all over him saying


'Hi Bobby . Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabbed her bag and stormed out of the club.

Bob followed and spotted her getting into a cab.

Before she could slam the door, he jumped in beside her.

Bob tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife was having none of it .

She screamed at him loudly, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

The cabby turned around and said,

' Geez Bob , you picked up a real bitch this time.'


BOB's funeral will be on Saturday

[mugley]

[cerina]

[johno]

[mid_nite_poet]

[gjoegmx]

[Moose]

OOPsy.....sorry about the double. hehe That's what I get for not stoping by often enough!!

[Dennisq]

[gjoegmx]