At the zoo

[Maxie]

A family was travelling on vacation when they came across a petting
zoo. The children asked if they could stop, and the parents said
okay.

At the zoo, they saw and touched many animals and had a great time.
While driving to their next vacation stop the father noticed the kids
playing with something. He asked, "What have you kids got back
there?"

The children then produced a very cute baby skunk. The father was
horrified because he realized that they had taken this skunk from the
zoo. To teach his kids a lesson he told them that if they got caught
they could go to jail for this. While he was reprimanding his
children he hadn't noticed that he was speeding and had just gone
through a speed trap. When the police car came after him he thought
that they must have found out about the skunk and that was why they
were stopping him. He told the kids to keep quiet and give the skunk
to their mother. He then told her to hide the skunk.

She said, "Where am I going to hide it?"

The father said to put it under her dress and hold it between her
legs until the police left.

She said, "But it stinks!"

The father replied, "Well, can't you just hold his little nose?"