10 things to do in an elevator

[telboy]

Bored in an elevator!!!! Try this ...

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

4. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

5. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

6. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

7. Meow occasionally.

8. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

9. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

10. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

[THE_SiXth]

10. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

gotta luv this one.....

[Khaizerex]

I like the penny one.

They are all pretty good.