Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You

[Dixie]

Your Mom Would Never Say to You 1-How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

2-Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

3-Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.

4-Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.

5-That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.

6-Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

7-The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

8-Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad. Can I borrow your new Jay-Z CDs?

9-Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.