Three girls were driving down the road

by **Dixie** » 25 Apr 05, 11:53 am

Three girls were driving down the road when the driver hits the brakes. The two passengers ask her what she's doing.
The driver replies, "there's a dead man on the road."
They all get out of the car and look at this body.
The driver says to the other two girls, "I bet you $10 if I sit on his face for two minutes he'll wake up coughing."
The other passengers say, "Yeah right - you're on."
The driver goes up to the dead bloke, sits on his face and after two minutes nothing's happened.
The second chick says," I bet you $100 if I sit on his face for two minutes he'll wake up coughing."
Two minutes later nothing's happened either.
The third chick goes, "I bet you $1000 if I sit on his face for thirty seconds he'll wake up coughing."
So she goes and sits on his face. Thirty seconds later the bloke awakens coughing.
The two girls were in amazement and asked her how she did it. "Simple," the third chick replied. "Blood transfusion."