Top 10 Reasons Why God Created Eve

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Top 10 Reasons Why God Created Eve

Postby Dixie » 22 Mar 05, 4:27 pm

10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "Ok, I can do better than THAT!".
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Postby argylesox » 22 Mar 05, 4:39 pm

The top reason:

God looked down saw Adam in the Garden with all of the animals and said, "He's way too happy, what can I do to really mess up his life......."
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Postby Dixie » 22 Mar 05, 5:12 pm

You could always be Asexual :)
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Postby argylesox » 22 Mar 05, 5:15 pm

???how did sexual preferences come into this discussion???
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Postby Dixie » 22 Mar 05, 5:19 pm

argylesox wrote:???how did sexual preferences come into this discussion???


You said "God looked down saw Adam in the Garden with all of the animals and said, "He's way too happy, what can I do to really mess up his life.......""


That way you wouldn't need a partner ... of either sex :)
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