Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

by **Dixie** » 23 May 05, 4:46 pm

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.

4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

7. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.

10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

11. No one steals your chair anymore.

by **argylesox** » 23 May 05, 5:06 pm

12. Gets all of your friends from Bit of Fun to stop by the office and offer to take you to lunch.

by **Dixie** » 23 May 05, 5:26 pm

1You know I think there is a clothing optional restaurant somewhere in Atlanta

by **THE_SiXth** » 23 May 05, 8:50 pm

and where??? :eek:

by **Don't Blink** » 23 May 05, 10:24 pm

Is it a date?

by **SickCert** » 24 May 05, 8:35 am

4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

Thats me!

by **argylesox** » 24 May 05, 10:14 am

Dixie wrote:1You know I think there is a clothing optional restaurant somewhere in Atlanta

Care to join me for lunch??

by **ckretmsage** » 24 May 05, 6:27 pm

Good one!

by **thetap** » 25 May 05, 6:18 am

Hehehe, very nice.

by **telboy** » 27 May 05, 5:57 am

ouch

.. our work is looking at having us wear a giant nappy at work for the day ... if we are in the losing team at the gym.

Time for a new job me thinks....

by **runtherisc** » 28 May 05, 11:45 am

I don't think I will try that one, although I am naked now :mrgreen:

by **Maxie** » 28 May 05, 11:50 am

You are ..

by **runtherisc** » 28 May 05, 11:53 am

you knew that already, I saw the 'fly shaped' spy camera zooming in

by **Maxie** » 28 May 05, 12:01 pm

HEY ...you were not suppose to speak about my fly cam ...

by **runtherisc** » 28 May 05, 12:04 pm

The cats out of the bag now

I notice you use a lot more fly spy cams in the summer, I guess it's because we all wear less in the summer

by **Maxie** » 28 May 05, 12:07 pm

and taking shower more often .. :mrgreen:

by **Sting** » 28 May 05, 7:12 pm

Fly shaped camera... Is that why you know so much about me?

by **Quercus** » 28 May 05, 7:45 pm

No silly! She uses a bee cam for you.

Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

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