Top Ten New Years resolutions you won't keep

[Jack Flash]

Top Ten New Years resolutions you won't keep



10. I will stop using "reply all".

9. No more RSS feeds.

8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.

7. I won't subscribe to anything until I can manage what I already recieve.

6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

5. I resolve to back up hard drive daily... well, once a month, perhaps...

4. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.

2. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

(and the #1 resolution)

1. I resolve to get my off-line work done, too!

[mugley]

not happening

[pochie]

I hate new year's resolution because I failed to execute them.

[cerina]

I made a New Year resolution 35 years ago and I have stuck to it ever since. I resolved never to make any more New Year resolutions.

[Jack Flash]

Fair enough

I try to find in new year's resolution that I can keep. This year I'm going to try not to get caught staring at women's breasts.

Wish me luck! It will be tough but I think I can do it ...and hopefully Santa will bring me a nice pair of sunglasses




Then again, maybe I should just go with the more chocolate resolution again.

[cerina]

The sunglasses are probably safer.

[johno]

i never make any

[peter55557]

Happy New Year 2012

[mugley]

New Year’s resolution- Date more models.

Revised- Date more.

Revised again- Get a date.

Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.

[Jack Flash]

[cerina]

New Year’s resolution- Date more models.

Revised- Date more.

Revised again- Get a date.

Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.

Poor mugley.

[Don't Blink]

My New Years resolution is 1920x1080

[cerina]

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