Types of Facebook People

[Don't Blink]

Types of Facebook People

1. The “Lurker” – Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they… see you in public.

2. The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

3. “Mr/ Ms Popular” – Has 4367 friends for NO reason.

4. The “Gamer” – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.

5. The “Prophet” – Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.

6. The “Thief” – Steals status updates… and will probably steal this one.

7. The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

8. The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every group, and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

9. The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10. The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the “like” button.

11. The “Hater ” – Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.

12. The “Anti-Proofread er” – This person would benefit greatly from Spell-check, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don’t know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.

13. “Drama Queen/King ” – This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!” , or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong.. .but then they never finish telling the story.

14. “Womp Womp” – This person consistently tries to be funny…but never is.

15. The “News ” – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.

16. The “Rooster” – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day.. …

17. The “Fronter /Faker” – Pretends everything in their life is so grand but deep down inside they r falling apart! Only tries to convince u they r better and we all know it isn’t true!…

[cerina]

I've seen all of them at various times.

[Ece Ejder]

I agree.