A visit to the Dentist.

[Sting]

A Cowboy walks into the Dentist's office and after the Dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."

The man grabs the Doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"

So the Dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."

The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas"

So the Dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here”, he says. "Take this pill."

The man asks, "What is it?"

The Doc replies, "Viagra."

The man looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.

"No," replies the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth"

[Don't Blink]

Hi my name is Bob Dole and I can still screw the senator from North Carolina thanks to viagra

[Sting]

Anyway I thought it was a cute joke. It kind of reminded me of myself when I was a young boy.

You see my family was so poor that my parents couldn't get us toys when I was a kid . So If I didn't wake up with a hard on I had nothing to play with all day.

[Maxie]

Even with a lot of toys guys always play to their stick ...

[THE_SiXth]

hehehehehehe

[Sting]

Even with a lot of toys guys always play to their stick ...

Even if you are a woman its fun to play with our stick. So I've noticed.

[Angela]

You see my family was so poor that my parents couldn't get us toys when I was a kid . So If I didn't wake up with a hard on I had nothing to play with all day.

What did your sister(s) play with ?

[argylesox]

same thing.... nice thing about Sting's family, they were always willing to lend a hand

[Maxie]

Is that right

[telboy]

Is it really like that in Kalamazoo ...

[Sting]

What did your sister(s) play with ?

The same thing that you play with I guess? I'm not so sure, because they always kept the door closed.



Sorry to disappoint you argylesox and telboy but that is something I share only with Ms Sting and Quercus.