I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

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I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby Jack Flash » 28 Jan 12, 11:33 am

I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto' from the Game store, but for some reason couldn't remember the name.

I told the shop assistant, "I want that game where you're a African American fella and you drive 'round smashing into stuff, try to avoid getting beat up and Bang loads of prostitutes".

I came out with 'Tiger Woods PGA Golf'.
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby johno » 28 Jan 12, 11:52 am

:lol:
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby mugley » 28 Jan 12, 2:22 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby cerina » 28 Jan 12, 2:34 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby Verminator » 29 Jan 12, 2:29 am

Awesome! :lol:
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby Starfire » 29 Jan 12, 8:37 am

Just to try to shift the stereotype of gaming to the side :angryfire:

Games like Kameo: Elements of Power are amazing for young'uns.
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby Jack Flash » 29 Jan 12, 9:46 am

I'm a pretty good gamer if I do say so myself - as a matter of fact I just beat solitaire :mrgreen:


You are pretty amazed at my skills right about now aren't you?
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby cerina » 29 Jan 12, 4:55 pm

Wow ... Jack, you are just the best!!
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby Starfire » 30 Jan 12, 7:08 am

I play for a bit of fun. Jack: :clap:
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Re: I wanted to buy 'Grand Theft Auto'

Postby Drew » 30 Jan 12, 2:24 pm

:laughingup: he needs all the help he can get
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