Little girl
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
Whales
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Re: Little girl
by cerina » 20 Mar 08, 3:13 pm
I bet she was Little Johnny's sister. 
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Re: Little girl
by Ice Queen » 20 Mar 08, 6:16 pm
Perfect answer!!!
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Whales
by Dennisq » 15 Mar 10, 10:03 am
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
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Re: Whales
by cerina » 15 Mar 10, 10:33 am
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Re: Whales
by mid_nite_poet » 15 Mar 10, 5:52 pm
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Re: Whales
by mugley » 15 Mar 10, 8:05 pm
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
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